Say good-bye to the 2 for $5 Big Mac deal at McDonald’s. If lazy entitled socialist get their way the beloved Big Mac will soon cost upwards of $10, each. Bernie Sanders and the “Fight for $15” movement has once again set it’s eyes on fast food. My question is, if a kid making fries is being paid $15/hour, will everyone else’s pay go up? The paralegal, licensed wastewater operator, men and women with degrees paying off student loans. Or is it just untrained, uneducated employees working the system that are entitled to a $15/hour starting pay?
HILLARY CLINTON TO RUN AGAINST DONALD J. TRUMP IN 2020!
Everyone knows the most common used passwords according to HACKERS; love, secret, sex, and GOD. Here’s another list of commonly used, easy to crack passwords. If yours is on the list you deserve to have them n00ds leaked.
HACK THE PLANET.
Facebook to offer a “Portal” robot that tracks your every move. With recent Facebook hacks this will be a cyber voyeurs dream “cum” true. Never invite evil into your home Lucy. Unless you are hot, then by all means buy two Facebook Portals. And Lucy, don’t forget to place one in your bedroom.
“OUR USERS TRUST US. DUMB FUCKERS.” – Mark Zuckerberg
Mexican President elect has stated he is looking at legalizing certain drugs to combat the cartels stronghold on the border. You can already get damn near anything you want in Mexico on the cheap. If the cartels don’t retaliate and start stacking bodies in border towns Mexico will see a YUGE increase in gringos.
MAKE BOYS TOWN GREAT AGAIN!
Millennials are flocking to our National Parks in droves and shitting them up. Literally. Too many pumpkin spice lattes on the trail, poor hygiene practices, and an all out lack of respect for anything other than themselves is to blame.
If you have to go number two in the woods take a cue from Kanye and Scoop De Poop.